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A thought occurred to me during Sunday's MLS Cup final between the Columbus Crew and New York Red Bulls -- why haven't the Crew adopted the "Submarine" nickname? Spanish Primera side Villareal CF might already colloquially own the "Yellow Submarine" title, but it could apply to the Ohio team. Submarines have crews, rights? And think of the Beatles-inspired sing-a-longs in the stands.
Either way it's better than the "America's Hardest Working Team" motto, which seems fairly impossible to prove. At least some Crew fans have adopted the "Massive" nickname.
However lame the motto, it's appropriate today as the Crew won their first MLS Cup final, beating the New York Red Bulls, 3-1, at the Home Depot Center in Carson, Calif.
The win is sweet for longtime MLS vet Frankie Hejduk, who scored the game's final goal, and coach Sigi Schmid, who was kicked to the curb by the Los Angeles Galaxy in 2004 after five years of relative success. The portly German-born UCLA grad becomes the first coach to win MLS championships with two clubs.

Perhaps the bigger winner is MLS itself. The Crew were the best team in the regular season and still get to lift the trophy after surviving the unpredictable four-game playoff. Nothing against New York, but the right team was left hoisting the trophy over their heads Sunday. The Crew didn't succumb to any pressure and took care of business -- fitting for "America's Hardest Working Team." The playoff scrutiny survives another year.
As he was all season, Argentine standout Guillermo Barros Schelotto starred for the Crew, assisting on all three goals and winning game MVP honors to go along with the regular season honors as well. His third chip over the top of the Red Bull defense to set up Hedjuk's header was very pleasing on the eyes.
Not that it matters to Columbus fans, but this game wasn't exactly a classic. The first half had little rhythm with a ton of fouls on both sides. The Red Bulls probably had their best chances early in the half, earning a couple corner kicks and generally dictating the run of play. Colombian hit man Juan Pablo Angel found himself open at the top of the box and skied his effort just over the box.
Less than a minute later Alejandro Moreno out-raced the New York defense and beat keeper Danny Cepero from a sheer angle, powering a low shot that went off Cepero's fingertips and inside the far post. Not quite the prettiest goal of all time, but what else would you expect from "America's Hardest Working Team"?The best chance New York had for any life was early in the second half when the Red Bulls tied it up on John Wolyniec's goal, set up by a fine move and cut inside from Dane Richards in the 51st minute.
Again, seemingly on the Crew's next possession two minutes later, a Schelotto corner found the head of Chad Marshall, who barely even had to move his noggin as it had enough power to blast by Cepero. The goal sucked out pretty much any drama the match may have had.
Down a goal, New York never managed much of an attack, as Schelotto continued to conduct the Crew orchestra. At least the match didn't end up in penalties like previous seasons.
Hey, a win is a win and it's doubtful any of the good-sized traveling band of Crew supporters in SoCal will care if the game was a classic or not.
Oddly enough if, under some extremely rare circumstance, somebody asks me about the 2008 MLS Cup final, the thing I'll remember the most is Alexi Lalas shot-gunning a
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Columbus Crew's Frankie Hejduk holds up the Philip F. Anschutz trophy as he celebrates with his teammates and coach Sigi Schmid (R) after defeating the New York Red Bulls to win the 2008 MLS Cup soccer final match in Carson, California, November 23, 2008. REUTERS/Lucy Nicholson (UNITED STATES)
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Columbus Crew's Frankie Hejduk holds up the Philip F. Anschutz trophy after defeating the New York Red Bulls to win the 2008 MLS Cup soccer final match in Carson, California, November 23, 2008. REUTERS/Lucy Nicholson (UNITED STATES)
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New York Red Bulls' Sinisa Ubiparipovic of Bosnia & Herzegovina fights for the ball against Columbus Crew's Guillermo Barros Schelotto (L) of Argentina in the second half of their 2008 MLS Cup soccer final match in Carson, California, November 23, 2008. REUTERS/Lucy Nicholson (UNITED STATES)
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Columbus Crew's Frankie Hejduk (R) heads the ball past New York Red Bulls goalkeeper Danny Cepero to score in the second half during their 2008 MLS Cup soccer final match in Carson, California, November 23, 2008. REUTERS/Lucy Nicholson (UNITED STATES)
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Columbus Crew head coach Sigi Schmid wears a team scarf as his teams plays the New York Red Bulls in the 2008 MLS Cup soccer final match in Carson, California, November 23, 2008. REUTERS/Lucy Nicholson (UNITED STATES)
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Columbus Crew forward Alejandro Moreno, of Venezuela, reacts after a missed shot during the first half of the MLS Cup soccer match against the New York Red Bulls, Sunday, Nov. 23, 2008 in Carson, Calif. (AP Photo/Gus Ruelas)
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Columbus Crew forward Alejandro Moreno, back, of Venezuela, pulls New York Red Bulls midfielder Sinisa Ubiparipovic (8), down while fighting for the ball during the first half of the MLS Cup soccer match, Sunday, Nov. 23, 2008, in Carson, Calif. (AP Photo/Gus Ruelas)
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New York Red Bulls goalkeeper Danny Cepero (1) makes the save during the first half of the MLS Cup soccer match against the Columbus Crew, Sunday, Nov. 23, 2008, in Carson, Calif. (AP Photo/Gus Ruelas)
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Columbus Crew defender Frankie Hejduk reacts to call during the first half of the MLS Cup soccer match against the New York Red Bulls, Sunday, Nov. 23, 2008 in Carson, Calif. (AP Photo/Gus Ruelas)
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Columbus Crew's Chad Marshall celebrates his second half goal against the New York Red Bulls during their 2008 MLS Cup soccer final match in Carson, California, November 23, 2008. REUTERS/Lucy Nicholson (UNITED STATES)
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
11-23-2008 @ 7:21PM
enganche said...
No question Columbus earned the title win as they did what so few regular season champions do and continued their dominance in the playoffs. As the author of this piece states, the third goal with Barros Schelotto's chip to the onrushing Hejduk who headed the ball over the New York goalie was a pretty goal.
By the way it was a Red Bull not a beer which Lalas "shot-gunned" on the pregame show. I'm just surprised he was not bouncing off the walls of the set by halftime!
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11-23-2008 @ 11:46PM
crewfan1 said...
First, it's Hejduk. Second, the fans already have used the yellow submarine tune for years.
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11-24-2008 @ 10:49AM
Richard said...
Define classic. I don't get that, because this was one of the more wild, interesting and yes, pretty games I've seen in a long time. As for some of the halftime critique, since when has breakneck pacing and ball hogging trumped composure and finishing skill? This was like an Aesop's fable. I was off my feet for most of it, and I personally consider all of the goals pretty, with the possible exception of Marshall's header, which happened so fast it's still hard to catch using slow mo. But come on, Moreno's blazing angle? The perfectly placed Red Bull chip? Marshall's deadly silencer two minutes later? Schelotto's knock off the bar? Hejduk's bounce? This was a KILLER cup, and should make all MLS fans proud. Congratulations to both squads for a grandly entertaining finale to the season.
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