FC Dallas hired longtime SMU soccer coach Schellas Hyndman to be their new head coach. One reason why? Club owner Clark Hunt played for Hyndman at SMU during the 80s, and 21 of Hyndman's players have been drafted by MLS. Another reason? As this video shows, Hyndman knows Combat Ki, which allows a man to absorb violent blows to various body parts -- including the crotch. FC Dallas needs someone to teach that to his players, because Ricardo Clark could strike again at any time.
(H/T: With Leather)
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6-23-2008 @ 4:20AM
a different Dave said...
Pardon the threadjack, but since this was your most recent post on American soccer I thought I'd take this chance to shout "woo hoo! the Tampa Bay Rowdies are back! yippeee!" even though it is only USL:
http://www2.tbo.com/content/2008/jun/19/rowdies-bringing-pro-soccer-back-tampa/
http://www.tbrowdies.com/
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