USA-Brazil In Pictures

Put a camera on people, and they'll go "WOOOOOOOOO!" Oh yes. Oh yes, they will. Apparently they will also take corporate slogans and regurgitate them onto a sign, which is all very postmodern and a little sad. Anyway: after the jump a whole mess of pictures from the USA-Brazil game mostly featuring fans of various descriptions, many of them "doofus Americans rooting for Brazil." If anyone from the INS is reading this, they should be deported. Not the INS people, the doofus carpetbagging Brazil fans.

Our seats. Fairly sweet; a little hard to make out angles on the far end of the field. Critically, they were shaded.



Awwwww, Clint Dempsey and Eddie Johnson holding hands. Or not quite.



Look, that Ronaldinho guy. He's good.



Hell yes, we took a picture of the scoreboard when the US went up 1-0. We



This guy's hat is awesome. Oddly, he's also wearing a Rex Grossman jersey which is unfortunately obscured. I question his wisdom as regards sartorial splendor.



This guy was by far the most egregious future deportee. 1) Totally shirtless and wearing a freakin' Brazil flag. 2) Beer belly! 3) Obviously an American. Could not be more American if he was Uncle Sam. Look at that dirt beard. Look at that quasi-mullet just beginning to form. This man has a tattoo of Jeff Foxworthy's face somewhere on his body. I guarantee it. His buddy, not facing the camera, was also obviously from Wisconsin.



Tim Howard's finger go boom. I think it's just at this moment that they're popping it back into place. Mmmm dislocated finger.



Not from Wisconsin... but not from Brazil, either.



This one speaks for itself. This guy's less egregious because he probably just got dragged to the game by his Brazilian buddies. Or maybe he was kidnapped because they needed someone to play the little girl drum.



Lando flights in the corner... (ball is at the left edge of the white sign in the background)



...and Gooch heads it just over. If only his accuracy was this poor on the other end of the field.



It was nice of Anderson Varejao to show up and support his home team. Note: moments later he accidentally bumped into a five-year-old and spent the entire second half doing this:





After the game we followed Maradona out of the stadium. It was totally awesome. But what's with the Barca shirt?



Dude! There were multiple billboards like this all over Lake County, Indiana. Looks like the prosecutor wants to be governor someday.