Rio Ferdinand Thinks the Russian Mob Is Funny; Peter Crouch, Not So Much

The English version of "Punk'd" hasn't made it's way to BBC America, but after seeing this, I'll be calling my cable operator about it. Manchester United's Rio Ferdinand plays a much more capable Ashton Kutcher, and in this episode, Liverpool's Peter Crouch is the victim:

After Ferdinand let him in on the joke, I'm pretty sure Crouch remained seated because he had soiled himself. And I can't say I blame him.