Wayne Rooney Is A lot Shorter in Person

I think I know why England didn't make it out of the quarterfinals last summer in Germany:

Somehow I don't see Wayne Rooney finding the humor in this. Call it a hunch. On the other hand, I'm guessing Peter Crouch was thrilled with Stephen Merchant's portrayal ... right down to the robot.

The best part, though, was Ian Wright's unscripted comments at the end: "I don't know what it is about little people like that ... I just love 'em, man. I love 'em." Yeah, Wayne Rooney's definitely not laughing.